When I was 24, I started dating a convict. Four months into our relationship, he got locked up on another charge. I stayed with him for two years. It was crazy. This show is a true, narrative comedy show which details that relationship with an incarcerated violent multi-felon, and explores my relationship with relationships at large. Through a multimedia mix of storytelling and theater, I takes you on a ride along the me and my ex, pre and post-lock up, from visits to prison letters to drug smuggling and more, while letting you in on the background of how and why I ended up there. The show explores themes of love addiction, abuse, sexuality, and the complexities of the American prison system, but don't worry, it's hilarious, I promise. Oh, and it takes place on Christmas day.